How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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