I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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