To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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