IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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