Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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