VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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