i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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