We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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