I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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