Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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