you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just gift wrapped bread.
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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