What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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