Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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