Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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