Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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