That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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