he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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