There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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