Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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