I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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