Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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