is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
They took my balls.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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