Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
