I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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