you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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