so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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