They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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