she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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