So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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