You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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