He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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