can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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