I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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