So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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