just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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