I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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