okay pat passed out under dana's car
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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