Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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