what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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