well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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