I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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