scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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