All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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