Its about making memories worth repressing
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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