You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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