Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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