how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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