smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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