You made me cry and you don't even care
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Boobs are out for the taking
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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