yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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