it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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