Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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