The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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