Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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