It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
What a dumb baby whore.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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